I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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