I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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