this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He did a backflip because drugs
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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