My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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