OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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