Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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