You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I have post one night stand depression
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