You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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