I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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