How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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