her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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