Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
