this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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