let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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