Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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