She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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