My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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