I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize