oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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