people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize