Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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