There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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