i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Two words: nipple clamps
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