It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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