Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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