How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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