i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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