So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
