just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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