you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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