ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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