In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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