you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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