love makes seman taste better
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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