and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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