What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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