i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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