I feel like I'm in dance class right now
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize