His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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