This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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