I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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