...so i touched it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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