I'm jealous of your bromance
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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