I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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