I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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