i think i have herpe
just one?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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