we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
