dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
