If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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