these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
