The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I can't turn off my feet"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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