even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
