look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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