im so drunk with asians
where?
always
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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