Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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