I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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