I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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