are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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