I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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